rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE KATY PERRY OMG

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

it’s that time of year again


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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

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legalmexican:

I wasn’t lying my sister owns this shirt goodbye

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